The Quest For The World History Book.
It all started on a Wednesday afternoon when I received a call from Mrs. Betty Lawrence. The call informed me that my World History book was missing. It donned upon me that I had lost a textbook the past 3 years. Each textbook has an average price of about forty dollars. I was determined that this year, I was not going to pay another forty dollars for another textbook. I gathered 5 of my finest friends: Clark Kent, Ms. Betty Lawrence, Moses, Jesus, and Mr. Vernon Langley.
Mr. Clark Kent is a middle-aged news reporter for the Daily Planet News. He was very nice towards the others on the trip. Clark is a very smart man who manifested care for others. Clark only brought one set of clothes. For some reason he wore a blue undershirt the whole time. He often talked about his crush on a girl back home named "Lois." Clark and Jesus were probably the closest during the entire quest. Something was suspicious about Clark and his frequent "I have to go use the bathroom" stop requests. His bathroom sessions would usually last about fifteen minutes as well. The only person who knew the truth behind this was Jesus, because of course he is all-knowing. Clark had a love for flight but a fear of a "green rock" that he often talked about. Again, Clark Kent and Jesus Christ have made a very close bond on the trip.
Jesus N. Christ is the most intelligent person on the quest. Jesus is my closest friend on the voyage. He seems to be able to relate to and understand everything that I tell him. Jesus is probably the most delectable person on the trip because of his all-knowing capabilities. He always knows what road to take, what path to make, and when Clark Kent will have to use the bathroom next.
Moses is a 6"5 white man with a very long beard. He carries a long wooden staff that we had much trouble fitting into the car. He insisted that we carry something called "the ark of the covenant" on a trailer behind the car.
