Your Simple Guide to effective Parenting.
My name is Doctor Ima Knowital, and welcome to my seminar entitled "What Good Parents Have in Common - The Seminar." It is so good to see such a large crowd gathered this morning. You don't know how encouraging it is for me to see so many parents making the effort to be here, to take advice from an expert like myself. Whether your children are teenagers, toddlers or even if you are just considering parenthood, I hope that this seminar can provide you with some basic techniques that will steer you in the correct path to becoming a good parent. This seminar will focus on the parental habits that all good parents have in common and how you too can incorporate these elements into your child rearing patterns.
Your first goal as a parent should be to Communicate Your Love. There are many everyday opportunities for doing this. Always try to ask as many questions as possible, before your child leaves your sight for any period of time longer than 5 minutes and upon return.
For example:.
" Sally where are you going Sally should you really be going for a jog this close to three o"clock you know the mailman comes at three well then have a nice time oh dear take a jacket it's getting cold out sunscreen, those Ultra UV rays are very deceiving ok sorry you go have a nice time I"ll just wait here till you get back no I"ll be fine here, besides I don't have any jogging shoes don't talk to any strangers Sally dear here take my sun visor what's wrong with fluoro pink I thought it was a very becoming colour I know you were just being honest, I didn't mean to cry dear alright you go bye Sally I love you, I"m so proud of you dear.".
15 minutes later.
