But, I want you to know there's always a chance for us." Most men have made this phone call at least once. .
Men simply can't enjoy some of the simple pleasures in life, like shopping. Men hate to shop. A man will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want. Go to any department store, and notice that nine times out of ten, the men's department is usually on the first floor, and two inches from the door. The men's department is much smaller than the women's, and it was made this way on purpose. Whoever designed the store knew that this floor plan is essential to keep a man's attention. Women however, will make a day trip out of shopping and shopping is a social activity. Women will invite her friends, family, and make new friends while at the mall. The day can easily pass by while socializing, hunting down bargains and trying on new fashions. A man will never tolerate this. A man treats shopping as a mission, with a specific goal in mind. He simply enters the store, finds what he is looking for and leaves. A man rarely tries on clothing; this would take to much time. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh no, I'm so embarrassed; I've got to get out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.".
Grocery shopping is quite the opposite of the department store. A woman makes a list of the things she needs and then goes to the store and buys them. A man will wait with much patience, until the only items left in his fridge are half a lemon and something turning green. Then he goes grocery shopping. This is quite an accomplishment, and he buys everything that looks good. He will have his cart packed tightly and it will look like he is buying food for a small army. You will then observe him heading towards checkout, in the ten items or less lane. .
Men are overly sensitive individuals.
