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Twenty first century living


            
             You know, today I was asked only one question.
            
            
            
             Come to think of it, I'd like the whole fucking world supersized.
             Supersize guns.
             Supersize planes.
             Supersize satellites.
             Think about how many more channels you could get with supersized satellites.
             Supersize sales.
             How do you supersize a sale?.
             How about we supersize 3rd World debt relief?.
             Supersize love.
             Supersize honesty.
             Supersize government.
             Come to think of it.
             Actually, nah, let's not supersize the government.
             Supersize death.
             Can I have a supersized death?.
             I'd like to supersize a death with a Coke.
             You know what we need?.
             Some back-up singers, hook up like a little jingle.
             ["It's all right, it's sooner or later" repeated in background].
             Kinda like that.
             Supersize the song.
             Really, if we supersize the record, we'll sell more records, it's a supersized record.
             That is, after all, our ambition.
             [chorus:].
             Fake lighting flashes over the skyline.
             A deer in your headlights.
             So gun it, gun it, gun it, gun it, gun it.
             We're singing songs about 21st century living.
             If hate's in your heart, man.
             You'll take what you're given.
             Ambition, ambition's a tricky thing.
             It's like riding a unicycle on a dental floss tightrope over a wilderness of razor blades.
             Ambition can backfire.
             Ambition means more.
             Ambition means faster.
             Ambition means better.
             I wonder if you can sup ".
             Can you supersize ambition?.
             Does that make you ambitious if you supersize ambition?.
             Around here, our ambition hurts more than it helps.
             Around here our ambition throws an non-perishable item in a donation bin at Christmas.
             And it pats itself on the fucking back because it thinks it's done something decent.
             ["It's all right, it's sooner or later" repeated in background].
             Yeah, we're supersizing ambition.
             Make no mistake about it.
             Our ambition will televise the revolution.
             And it'll sell more fucking commercial spots than the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the World Series, and the Tragedy Du Jour.
             combined.
             We're supersizing.
             We're supersizing the record.
             'Cause we're ambitious.


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