Finally, guns are also helpful in those pointless and annoying arguments. Tired of bickering and arguing about the stupidest things with your companions? Are your annoying friends babbling about senseless things that you have strong opposite feelings for? Just pull out your Walther PPK pistol and shoot them in the head. This is the quickest and most effective way to make anyone be quiet. So as can be seen, guns are very useful for solving everyday problems; I think I speak for all when I say guns should be more accessible and less expensive.
Next on the agenda is media. Media is the prime source for Americans to see and hear about violence. Things like violent television shows, violence in the news, and violent movies are the best forms of entertainment. Shows like Southpark, Pro-wrestling, and Celebrity Deathmatch provide violence in a hysterical and clever manner for Americans to enjoy. With limbs flying, heads rolling, blood gushing, and Kenny dying, Southpark is the best source for comical animated violence. Almost every single episode the character named Kenny is brutally killed. With the twist of Kenny dying a different way each time, Southpark continues to get funnier and funnier. Pro-wrestling is also a popular genre with plenty of live-action violence---especially among children. Most people find it utterly hilarious to see two beefy men in spandex beat the smithereens out of one another. It has also defined a new type of violence, severe hand-to-hand combat. Watching someone fly through the air in an attempt to land on his opponent, then throwing him into the rubber ropes of the ring, and close-lining him as he helplessly passes by that's pure entertainment. Next to Pro-wrestling is Celebrity Deathmatch. Celebrity Deathmatch is an amusing show where two or more clay-figurine celebrities battle to the death. Watching Hanson and The Spice Girls tear each other's limbs off while seeing clay blood and gore fly everywhere is one of the best sights anyone will ever see.
