Yesterday I was sitting in my classroom when all of a sudden this monstrous student tall, fat and with the largest afro you could ever see pulls out a box of cigarettes and starts smoking in class. He has his size 18 foot laying on the desk, the typical McDonald's ketchup guy. He doesn't do homework, he doesn't even listen. I always ask myself the same question when I see him. "Why does he even show up in school?" .
Do you remember how high school was? Well I don't need to remember, I"m living through it right now. It is horrible. The most annoying things are the "useless kids". These kids do nothing but disrupt the school and cause problems for everyone. Besides these guys could just stay at home and do the stuff they already do more easily. They should just drop out.
There's tons of these guys. If you don't see them, believe me you can smell them. Their attitude towards school is reflected in other aspects of their lives. They are just a waste of time for the school's labor force. Skipping costs the assistant principals a great deal of time. They have to look for them and try to get them in class. .
Skippers never have time to go to class but when they do they bully the smart kids. Not a good idea if you ask me. One day they"ll be flipping burgers for these wiz kids. The disruption doesn't stop there. They are responsible for making the school extremely disorganized, and disorderly. .
For all the trouble these guys bring, they also bring entertainment to the school. They deliver an opportunity for other students to watch fights, and provide humor with their famous "yo mama" battle sessions. They"re the most anticipated days of the week. .
I remember on my freshman year when in lunch some of the skippers that attended my school had asked their out of school "homeboys" to come to the school and "tear da place up". It wasn't a pretty sight. There was a lot of chair throwing, body slamming, and "skull bashing".
A Modest Proposal is everything that a satirical story should be. ... He referred to a baby just born as being dropped from its dam. Animals are dropped from dams, not humans. ... All his proposals are satirical, some even revolting. ... The mothers are made out to be beasts. ...
A Modest Proposal is everything that a satirical story should be. ... He referred to a baby just born as being dropped from its dam. Animals are dropped from dams, not humans. ... All his proposals are satirical, some even revolting. ... The mothers are made out to be beasts. ...
At first Gulliver's travels comes off as a fantasy/adventure, but in actuality it's a satirical commentary on society in Johnathan Swift. ... However Gulliver feels like a freak there, and one day while he was out with the king and queen, an eagle swoops down and carries him off to drop him in the sea. ... Also keep in mind that this is a social commentary, in a satirical view, of the times that Swift lived in. ...
By making Gulliver the ultimate defender of European values, Swift makes these values satirical targets. ... Swift makes European pomps and vanities satirical targets in Gulliver's Travels. ... The traveller in itself is a key satiric technique. As he sets out on his first journey to Lilliput, we recognise as contemporary readers that he is an average civilized human being with whom we can identify. ... But the Brobdingnagians turn out to be everything else than what he expects . ...
He was the tenth child born out of 13. ... He eventually moved back to Ohio to live with his uncle, Lucius Verus, where he attended the Kentucky Military Institute for about one year, then dropped out. ... Once this was over Bierce's satirical style of writing became very popular in England. His satirical writings had a very wide range of topics. ...
Jonathan Swift, a clergyman for the Church of England, addresses social issues in the satirical essay "A Modest Proposal" from 1729, during a time of famine in colonial Ireland which, first appeared anonymously in its own pamphlet in Ireland. Swift's proposal is the rather barbaric and cannibalistic idea of producing children to sell as meat to help poor families out of poverty. ... " A second instance in which Swift makes an appeal to logic is when he states that "a child, just dropped from its dam, may by supported by her milk, for a solar year with little other nou...
Collins, of course, is no stranger to the fact that the worldviews his poetry as a satirical way, and takes no shame in it. ... And this is understandable; because most educated people know that the Enola Gay did more than just drop one atom on the Japanese. They dropped a whole atom bomb that killed thousands of Japanese citizens. ... It shows that he probably believes that the kids are out on the playground picking dandelions and hugging and having a grand ole time. ...
He only spent a year at Columbia then dropped out and took up odd jobs, all of this while still writing. ... Langston Hughes uses "Salvation" as a satirical look at organized religion though the eyes of a 12 year old boy. ... There are many good things that come out of it; it teaches right from wrong, it shows how Jesus stood up for what he believed in and gave the greatest sacrifice of all for all of man's sins, and many other things. ... There are many things that can be pulled out of this story, from how differently children look at the world, to the pressure of Langston to be saved...