As Bob Taylor drove through the ghetto on his regular route home, he looked to his left and saw two people with Japanese-looking symbols tattooed on their bodies beating the living daylight out of each other. Bob chuckled at the sight and continued driving home. When he got home, he turned on the TV and watched the news. Bob laughed hysterically when he heard the report on a lunatic spraying bullets at a school in Arkansas. Bob took out the videotape he got from Block Buster and shoved it into his VCR. Bob leaned back and smiled as he watched Tom Hanks pump lead into a German solider. Everyday people see violence, accept it, and laugh at it; violence is perfectly acceptable from guns, the media, and drunkards.
Guns are tools of mass destruction that every American should own. Guns can reduce the population of overcrowded areas, do away with unwanted trespassers, and provide solutions for arguments. Overcrowding has always been a problem; good thing some genius invented the gun! Guns are now the answer to overpopulation. Don't want to wait in a long line? Just plow right through everyone with your semi-automatic. That's exactly what the students in Littleton did. They said to themselves, "This school is too crowded with jocks and other losers, let's kill them all." They did exactly that. Just look at the results; there are less jocks and geeks, and there is more meat for the cafeteria. Guns can also get rid of those suspicious trespassers. If you see a silhouette of the .
mystery man just yell, "Get off of my property!" and fire away with your trusty 14mm shotgun. And don't worry about the police; they can't do anything about it. It is your property not theirs. Finally, guns are helpful in those pointless and annoying arguments. Are you tired of bickering and arguing about the stupidest things with your companions? Are your annoying friends babbling about senseless things that you have strong opposite feelings for? Just pull out your PP7 pistol and shoot them in the head.