To the Culinary Management at Sloppy Joes Fine Dinning.
As an educated person in the culinary field I am sure you are aware that in order to have a five star restaurant you need more than just a great atmosphere and great employees. You need the most important thing about a restaurant, excellent food. And I am presenting this letter to you to introduce to you and your business the most amazing culinary discovery since mashed-potatoes. Due to sophisticated gardening techniques and state of the art technology our group of scientist and gardeners have developed the first of its kind, the Turnato. We found a way to mix the pollen from the potato plant and brush it on the leafs of a turnip plant and breed a vegetable we call the Turnato. Not only is this an amazing break through for the world, but it is also an incredible tasting vegetable. When this vegetable is hydro phonically grown it can get as big as five times a normal potato (That is about the size of a average pumpkin). .
The Turnato has a one of a kind but excellent taste. We have taste tested the Turnato among hundreds of Americans, and we concluded that nine out of ten people not only liked the taste of the Turnato but they wanted to know where they could buy the amazing food at. This Turnato is going to be a key element to success in no time. The Turnato will soon be served as regularly as the common potato. In most places it will be replacing the traditional French fries or mashed potatoes, because the Turnato can be cooked as many ways as a potato(mashed, fried, hashed, boiled, etc.) with it own unique and satisfying taste. .
If you do not act now on this astonishing achievement by man, then you could very well be jeopardizing the popularity and productivity of your business. Thousands of restaurants across the nation have already purchased thousands of tons of Turnatos. It is now time for your business to act.