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Satire

 

             They go through a lot of changes, start to feel feelings they've never had before, and, sometimes, must make tough decisions. One of these decisions is their sexuality. Society has never accepted homosexuals. Making the wrong decision can lead to social rejection. Homosexuals have never been accepted because of the negative impacts they have on society. The gay guys contribute to the AIDS problem up in San Francisco and other places where there are gay guys. It is often easy to discriminate against homosexual. The government had to make a law just to help them get a job. At schools, kids often tease one another when they say, "You"re gay". No one ever wants to be called gay. Another negative effect homosexuals have on our society is the harassment and hate crimes. Groups such as the KKK and individuals have beaten and killed gays, just for being gay.
             Homosexuality can be a very hard problem to fix. But if you take a look at the negative impact it has on society, you will see that society only has a problem with gay guys. No one ever gets mad at the lesbians. The KKK never killed a lesbian. This is why my solution is the best and only way to solve this problem. I propose that everyone be a woman. When all newborn babies are born, the doctors already have to cut off the umbilical cord. All they have to do is make one more snip with the guys. It's that easy. And it"ll be like replacing a circumcision. There are just so many benefits. First, there will be no more discrimination. Another is less hate crimes towards gays. And the best one of all, no one will ever be confused with their sexuality again.
             There can't be anymore discrimination against gender because everyone is a woman. Now you can get that job you've always wanted. There won't be anymore hate crimes towards gays since there are no more gay guys to be picked on. No one can harass a homosexual because they, themselves are one as well.


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