"What are we going to do Joe Kickass?" said Adam Kauppila, also known as Pedro the Lion.
"I have no idea, but we have to do something!" said Adam Dompierre. The two men flew back to Joe's house and tried to come up with a plan. They decided they had to take their guns and capture them without being hit by the magical weapons. Just then a brick came smashing through the window and landed on the floor, just missing Pedro's head. They marched over to the broken window and looked outside. What they saw was complete chaos. People running everywhere, fighting, breaking things, an all-around riot was in effect. .
"Oh no Pedro, the alliance has fired on more people, we have to act quickly!" So the heroes put on their disguises and rushed outside to try and stop the madness. They flew up into the air, flying all around the city trying to find the evil alliance. They finally saw them and flew after them. The alliance quickly noticed them and turned to fire their weapons but the heroes flew down and avoided the attack. Instead it hit a group of children playing merrily on the playground. They immediately started giving each other wedgies and throwing sand at each other. When Team Bionic looked back up towards the alliance, they were gone.
Joe and Pedro went back to Joe's house and quickly turned on the news. The Evil Alliance was striking all over the world and the hate was growing worse. People in all corners of the U.S. were rioting. Team bionic went back out when they saw that the bad guys had moved onto the Middle East. With their lighting speed they flew there and tried desperately to find them. When they found them however, Buffalo Tom wasn't with them. They decided they should find the singled out member for he would be easier to capture. They found him shooting up people at a local gay bar trying to get lucky. They ran in a quickly ran up behind him and stole his gun and tied him up.