Modest proposal

            
             FOR PREVENTING THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS OF MEXICO FROM BEING A BURDEN TO THE LEGAL INHABITANTS OF AMERICA, AND FOR MAKING THEM BENEFICIAL TO PUBLIC.
             It is a sad scene for those walking around down a residential street seeking for luscious visuals full of blue and green pastels, when they see bush trimmers and lawn mowers populate every front yard acquainted by a couple house cleaners. These aliens, instead of working in corporate office buildings, desperately spend long hours at the local Home Depot, waiting to be picked up as cheap labor all the while leaving their pregnant wives unaccounted for, surviving on welfare.
             It is agreed universally that the high rate of border hopping has greatly increased the percentage of working immigrants, but what this does is decrease the work force of cold-blooded Americans. It is unfair for legal Americans to give up their jobs to illegal immigrants; and therefore whoever can discover an intelligent method of increasing employment for American workers, would surely deserve from the public, a statute to honor the nation's savior.
             However my intention is to not only benefit the American work force, but to help those laid-off workers with numerous children to provide for, hopelessly waiting for a chance to earn some surely deserved checks.
             There is of great results in my scheme, which would prevent families from giving up their children to adoption agencies because of poor child support resulting from the lack of jobs being eaten up by illegal Mexicans, which often occurs too frequently. I concur!.
             The number of Mexicans entering this nation tally up to about an average of a forty percent increase every year in California alone. About a third of the nation's Mexican immigrants are living in the west. Approximately nine million Mexicans reside in the United States, five of those nine million present in the west. If I subtract two million legal immigrants there would be seven million illegal immigrants left in the United States, which still leaves the question of what to do with so many Mexicans.