Why you should be naked

             Do you know about how much the average person spends on clothing per year? I would say about eighty-nine thousand dollars. That's a lot of money especially just on clothes alone. That's just one good reason you should be bare-ass, the way God made you. Being bare ass can have so many other good benefits, some being, it cost less, lines are shorter in security checks and you won't have to worry about concealed weapons. Some other benefits are you don't have to worry about tan lines, and you can't judge.
             First impressions are supposively lasting ones, Well this is one way they can't judge you by what you wear. Many people spend so much time contemplating what they are going to wear for the interview or school. This can totally eliminate the problem. Many people also tend to hide many things by clothing. This way if you hear a rumor about Johnny's herpes, you"ll really know, no more embarrassing questions. Carrying a concealed weapon is a felony, well now there is no such thing as concealed, then we can just arrest him. .
             I really don't know about you but I hate tan lines. I mean they get in the way of some of the cutest clothing. Without having anything on, you won't have to worry about any of that. Plus you"ll have one of the best tans by always being exposed. A good bathing suit cost anywhere from twenty to ninety dollars. We could all totally eliminate that and spending it on your favorite band coming during the summer, or that hot person you been trying to ask out.
             With people, guys and girls, sometimes you just don't know. You look at their clothes and they could go either way. Some men look like women, and some women look like men. Never be confused again. When you don't have to wear clothes, there is no questions. That girl that looks to have a double D cup, I think you all have questioned once or twice, maybe three times, but with being naked you know. No questions asked!.
             When it gets cold outside, I know you all will want to be warm, well for winter everyone could have one or two animal friendly coats, and some slippers.