In a world where there are many restaurants trying to compete in a market with room for few, one must come out on top. Many restaurants come and go, and others stay around for years and go on to sell their products in your grocer's freezer section. With a society now interested in going to a restaurant that has crazy crap on the wall and food that has really long wacky names, two major competing chains stand out: F.N. Huxley's and Applebee's. Even though F.N Huxley's is not a real restaurant, it is still far better than Applebee's.
As stated before F.N. Huxley's is not a real restaurant, but I believe the food is much better than Applebee's. F.N. Huxley's uses USDA choice cut meat from it's own cattle ranch somewhere in New Mexico. Each F.N. Huxley's location has it's own greenhouse to grow their own fruit and vegetables, so you know your food will be fresh. At F.N. Huxley's, only cooks with associate degrees in the culinary arts make the food. At Applebee's the meat comes from dead camels in Egypt, then it is seasoned to taste like beef. Applebee's steals fruits and vegetables from F.N. Huxley's greenhouses, because they are an evil corporation. The cooks at Applebee's are former McDonald's fryer cooks, who have no high school diplomas.
Further more, the service at F.N. Huxley's stores is far superior to that of Applebee's. When you first arrive at F.N. Huxley's, a valet will park your car for you. Then you will be seated in a luxury golf cart and driven to the main dining area where you will be seated. The servers at F.N. Huxley's come to your table promptly, hand you the menu and take your order for drinks. Once you have had a few minutes to look over the menu, the server returns and takes your order. Your meal is usually served 10-15 minutes after the order is taken. At Applebee's when you first arrive, a homeless guy will ask you for change. When you enter the building, it takes 10 minutes for the hostess to stop playing with her gum and seat you.