Out of control prisoners are an escalating problem in America. Since it affects everyone I have come up with solutions to rid us of this horrible stigma. The alternative methods of imprisonment may seem a little bazaar but I assure you they are guaranteed to work. It will save the taxpayers money, thus boosting the economy. I think prisoners should pay their time off, so it benefits the American society. Do hear me out as I recommend several humble solutions to our increasing problem. .
"I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be liable to the least objection.".
For several consecutive years the population in prisons across America has amplified. Prisoners are being stuffed in these horrid places with air conditioning, beds, three distinct meals, cable television, and free higher education. I say cut down on costs. In an environment such as this, how do prisoners really get an opportunity to reflect on what they've done? You"re right, they don't! So I politely suggest we give them more space. They've been imprisoned far too long. Animals in a cage can never learn to adjust to the real world, so we"ll release them in to the somewhat unoccupied rain forests of Africa. It has everything the other prisons have, ventilation, food, and entertainment. The benefit is it costs less, no guards, utility bills, best of all your tax dollars are decreased or better utilized for more critical needs. This will give them a chance to marinade in their actions. .
The gruesome and morbid fascination of Americans with "Reality T.V." can also solve the recurring issue of the lack of space in those sardine cans they call prison. Sure it will cost some money, but it is far less trying to stuff more money in a piggy bank that is too small. Besides the return is far greater than the investment. Every year people are hypnotized by these awful but addicting shows. So why not make a channel that shows a prisoner survivor show, that way they are paying off their debt to society, while getting what they want, more space.