1. Why Isn't There A Rose In The Hall Of Fame?
"You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out it was the other way around all the time.... Then, the Barbe coach came over and turned the lights on so that I could see and it made Bryce laugh at me because we didn't even realize that the lights weren't on. ... In the midst of all the screaming we were doing, the only thing I remember was Bryce saying, "Screw what he just said! ...