1. Slaughterhouse Five
He was never able to write the book. When he thinks about Dresden's place in his memory, he always recalls two things: a dirty limerick about a man whose penis has let him down, and "My Name is Yon Yonson," a song which has no ending. ... The narrator promised that it won't be that kind of book, and that he'd call it The Children's Crusade. ... This book, he says, is a failure. ... He returned home for rest, but without warning one day he went to New York and claimed on the radio that he had been kidnapped by aliens called Trafalmadorians. ...
- Word Count: 7795
- Approx Pages: 31
- Grade Level: High School