1. Adam And Eve "In Court"
Lord God Before we get started, I have only one humorous anecdote to introduce: the Garden of Eden must have been located in the state of California because the serpent, Eve, and Adam each suffered the results of the "Three Strikes" law and received the death penalty! ... Truthfully, I believe that, with an open mind, it is genuinely difficult to convict my clients of any legitimate crimes. ... To begin with, it is clearly difficult to defend the actions of the serpent considering the fact that most Christians believe him to be a direct representative of Satan and very possibly to be Sat...
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