When you first got married you would work a hard days work but at least you could come home to a pretty little thing to go to bed with. Now , twenty years later, you come home and you see this new puppy that your son had to have crapping on the floor, your daughter's crying because her boyfriend broke up with her, and your wife is getting so overweight that you need to sleep in separate beds so she doesn't roll over and suffocate you. ... You can go feel young again by hiring a good looking prostitute.Afterwards you can go buy youself an expensive cigar, some Rogaine, and then ...

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In the past, television portrayed nuclear families, with a dominant father (who would go to work every morning to provide for his family), a submissive mother (who would stay at home to cook, clean and tend to her husband and children's needs), and 2.5 children (some shows there would be two [for example, Donna Reed,] or three [for example, Leave It To Beaver]). Their parents were shown sleeping in separate twin beds. ...

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You cannot get it from eating or sleeping with an infected person. ... This means we need to continue talking about this topic in small groups like our friends at school, with our family at home and with colleagues at work. ...

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