Imagine a man destroys a piano with a hammer and flips piano while his concert is going on and he comes down to the audience seats and all of a sudden he cuts audiences' neckties and splash shampoo toward the audience. ...

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• Has Bibliography
• Grade Level: Undergraduate

You wake up to your clock radio; turn on the "Today" show while you get ready; head out to your car where John Boy and Billy are waiting for you; ride the elevator up to class, possibly with a few classic elevator tunes looming in the background; you drop by the library to check your e-mail, and end up surfing the net for an extra hour; then you head home listening to your favorite CD on your car stereo, just to flip on the television when you finally get there. ...

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