The ridiculous waiter said that I could not be seated anywhere, not even out on their patio, because I had a dog with me. I asked him again with a little humor, telling him that Myles the inbred dog was to dumb to bark or be rude, but his answer was simple and blunt, "no, sorry, no-. ...

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