Therefore, if you find a way to submit a fraudulent credit card order to us, you better not have an address of "The little red house with the white shutters, Nigeria" because there's at least a fifty-fifty chance that your next door neighbor with the blue shutters is going to get the package. ... That is, assuming this message spreads throughout the proper channels via these voting machines just like our secret contact in the US military keeps promising us it will." ...

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Programs such as Blue's Clue's and Sesame Street also help promote good behavior and cooperation. ... What these parents and other concerned adults should do is channel that energy into areas, such as commercials and school programming, that will help educate children in understanding that what they see is not always reality or the right way of doing things. ...

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