This holds some emotional and physical transitions, such as recognizing time is moving swiftly and bodies are changing. Wrinkles appear and hair disappears, except in places where it was never wanted. ...

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See that way you can go out on a date with a virgin who wants to save herself for marriage or whatever and have a good time with her.( Normally you would spend the whole date figuring out how you"re going to get her in bed.) ... Now how many of you are married to an overweight wrinkled woman who already popped out about 3 big kids? ... The girls may be on a busy schedule, so reservations may have to be made ahead of time. ...

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• Grade Level: High School