1. Modest proposal
A plump illegal man or woman bearing nothing but the fat that consumes them would be able to serve two people during a course of a week. ... Secondly, economically this little blueprint would flourish America's booming economy easing off its pressure of having to spare some of the revenue for the immigrants. ... Big profits would result from a diverse menu. ... Lastly, I conclude that my scheme is to not overlook any other scheme of a man of high intellect, but I wish for them to consider my thought before I am chastised to the fullest. ...
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