1. Modest proposal
It is agreed universally that the high rate of border hopping has greatly increased the percentage of working immigrants, but what this does is decrease the work force of cold-blooded Americans. ... Burritos and tacos would make delicious lunches and with their blood altered to be hot sauce, it would simple be fantastically delightful. Mexican flesh would be at its finest during the cold periods of winter which turns most people into sloths. ... Just imagine the number one combo being a fat piece of a thigh with skin tortillas along with a side of mashed brains topped with blooded gravy. ...
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