1. Modest proposal
These aliens, instead of working in corporate office buildings, desperately spend long hours at the local Home Depot, waiting to be picked up as cheap labor all the while leaving their pregnant wives unaccounted for, surviving on welfare. ... It is unfair for legal Americans to give up their jobs to illegal immigrants; and therefore whoever can discover an intelligent method of increasing employment for American workers, would surely deserve from the public, a statute to honor the nation's savior. ... We can not employ them in any way, shape, or form to dictate the nation nor its co...
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