1. Electronic Ballots
Actually, his full name is "Fuck you, you're all a bunch of pussies who won't stop doing your damnedest to turn this country into a complete tyranny just to kill time while you let terrorists get organized enough to blow it the fuck up," repeated as many times as the voting machine will allow me to type. ... That is, assuming this message spreads throughout the proper channels via these voting machines just like our secret contact in the US military keeps promising us it will." ... Here's another good write-in candidate: "I'm only voting for a write-in candidate because...
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