Also, if you ever complain about life because your girlfriend just cut your penis off and then had long dirty sex with your four only friends all at the same time, then you will be labeled an Emo kid. ... It's okay to be the dumbest hypocrite in the world, as long as other people think you're cool! ... Now when you take your online quizzes to paste into your online journals, you can all show off how punk rock you are by posting a picture of someone with really cool liberty spikes! ...

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