1. The Doritos Girl
You may be wondering whom I am referring to when I speak of the Doritos girl. ... She never cooks, because being the nice guy that I am; I always take my beautiful wife out for dinner. ... When we finally get home from dinner I give her a massage, for I am an absolute gentlemen. ... By the age of ten she had already won eleven beauty pageants and signed a ten million dollar rap contract with Jive records. ...
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- Grade Level: High School